Alien-A-Day #28—Mehlman. Also known as the Meh, Mehlmans are a hard-working, hospitable people, who, have often been the subject of ethnic jokes throughout the galaxy, like the popular “How many Mehlmans does it take to change a light bulb?” Unfortunately, the answer has been forgotten since the Partnership for Obloquial Outrage and Protection championed the Anti Lightbulb Defamation Act. Thanks for nothing, P.O.O.P.